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Tofurkey, tofurkey

Tofu that tastes like turkey?

 

The lettuce was crisp, green, and fresh

Each bite made me want meat less.

Was it the taste or just the thought

Of cows being slaughtered by the lot.

 

Those “free roam”, “cage- free” chickens,

Were locked in a room with thousands much like themselves,

Waiting for your eyes to spot them on the shelves.

 

You didn’t hate, but you still ate them.

This instinct you possess,

Lead to the murders of chickens in excess.

 

I’ll be honest, I’m not even vegan,

But by the way i'm speaking,

You assume I am.

We know the facts, we choose not to listen.

Let’s be real, tofu just doesn’t taste like chicken.